New to Blogging

OMG! So, I'm TOTALLY new to this whole "Blogging" business. So, I'm starting here. Anybody who happens upon this newly flourishing blog could and might kindly lend a "tit"(tit = tidbit minus the dbi:) of assistance:)

"Cooawfee Tooawk"

How naughty is fuchsia? Let's just get that out there :0